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笑话:一朋友的儿子问我:叔叔苍井空是谁长的
更新时间:2019-07-10
 

  妹妹家小女儿上幼儿园,回家对妹妹说是有个小男孩总是欺负她。妹妹问:你有什么办法来对付他不?只见小女儿恨恨的说:等我长大我就嫁给他,就像你一样,天天不给爸爸钱一样,不给他零花钱,要是惹我生气,我就用他钱去买衣服,罚他跪键盘!我就用你治爸爸的办法去治他...

  一次朋友带老外去吃乌鸡,老外没见过,朋友并家少说这个乌鸡营养价值极高。老外笑着问:这个是非洲鸡吗。

  小李:“还有更可气的,分手了,我想把3年来,花在她身上的钱全都要回来,她竟然赖账”

  一朋友的儿子问我:“叔叔,苍井空是谁?长的好看吗?”我随口一说:“是一个很厉害的老师,对了,你爸的电脑里有她的教材。”结果第二天我朋友果断和我绝交了。

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